Annoying Bumper Stickers

Horn Broke….Watch for finger!

I don’t have a license to kill. I have a learner’s permit.

Armed pitbull with aids on board.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

Support Cannibalism – EAT ME!

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her … or something like that.

I wasn’t born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

Keep honking while I reload.

Stop repeat offenders. Don’t re-elect them!

Taxation WITH representation isn’t so hot, either!

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

5 days a week my body is a temple. The other 2, an amusement park.

EARTH FIRST! We’ll stripmine the other planets later.

Your child may be an honor student but you’re still an idiot.

Whitewater is over when the First Lady sings.

Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.

Just say NO! to sex with pro-lifers.

Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

Alcohol and calculus don’t mix. Never drink and derive.

If we are what we eat; I’m cheap, fast, and easy.

I’m not deaf, I’m ignoring you.

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